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A BULLSHIT

The Shit of a Bull
-what comes out of the bull's ass hole.
1.

Melo:This is not very clever, is it?

Hayley: no, its FUCKING A BULLSHIT

Melo: write something clever, were clever women

Gaby: NO ITS BULLSHIT' YOUR WORDS CAME OUT OF THE BULL'S ASS, BITCH

Hayley: okay.

2.

That was pretty bullshitty. First you tripped down the stairs and then you landed face first in a pile of bullshit.
And you ate it. It went in your mouth and you sloshed it around with your tongue until it became slightly soggy and then you spread it on toast with a butter knife and then you served it to me. MAN IT WAS A BULLSHIT ON TOAST!
by Hayley Melo Gaby July 23, 2007
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A Bullshit

Something that has nothing to do with the current topic being discussed. Also known as a BULLSHIT or Bullshiting.
Kuper student 1: Dude, you so nailed that speach!
Kuper student 2: Nah, it was total A Bullshit.
by pppllsuq December 20, 2007
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Grade A Bullshit

Kinda like maple syrup, the highest quality of bullshit possible. Bullshit that is so unbelievable it deserves the rating of grade A
"ref makes a terrible call that loses a game for a team"

Player ( Losing team ): This is some grade A Bullshit. I have never seen any ref make such a fucking bad call
by Babalooba August 30, 2014
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Don't be a bullshit!

the act of being stupid or untruthful talk or writing; nonsense.
Anu: Hey Jordan, what's 5 times 2?

Jordan: Uhhh...7?
Anu: Don't be a bullshit!!!! It's 3.
Grayson: Uhhh....I think I learned that it was 10. Dumbasses.
by warfare-fury June 2, 2018
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grade-A bullshit

When you completely bullshit an assignment and totally get an A
"Dude, this is some grade-A bullshit you got there."
"I know, I did it all at 4 a.m."
by whatthefuckamisupposedtodo November 3, 2013
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter

The words of wisdom received when a person tries to deceive someone who is good at deceiving people.
So I told my dad "I drove your car to the party and was drinking, but my friend who wasn't drinking drove your car home." My dad said, "Son, I'm a used car salesman, Don't bullshit a bullshitter."
by largestcockintheworld October 4, 2011
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Don't bullshit a bullshitter.

A warning given when someone tries to talk around someone on a certain subject, but the person is very familiar with the subject matter.
Employer: It seems you tested positive for marijuana.

Employee: I was at a party and people were smoking around me.

Employer: The party must have been in a Mini Cooper with the windows rolled up to have this high of a concentration in your urine. Don't bullshit a bullshitter. Clean yourself up or you're out.
by R.J.H December 26, 2009
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