A box of chocolates
sending someone who has wronged you a 'Whitman's Sampler' after having replaced the sweet treats with pooh.
A box of chocolates by what&where January 30, 2010
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A box of chocolates
When sneak into a bathroom, either in a private home or office/public restroom, and while holding a nice dookie in the chamber, removed the lid to the toilet tank. Then carefully sit/hover (your preference) on/over the now open upper tank with your feet where your ass would normally be. Then proceed to drop your delightfully odiferous chocolates into the tank. Wiping your ass is preferred but not required. Remembering to replace the lid of the toilet tank and walk away. Depending upon the length of time it is left undisturbed, every time the toilet is flushed, there will be muddy water that will proceed to fill the bowl. This will have the opposite effect of the well known “2000 flushes” cleaning product. *note: do not try this in a port a pot
I felt disrespected by the cashier at the grocery store who used the wrong pronoun when speaking to me. So my dumb ass left a box of chocolates in the fourth stall from the end.
A box of chocolates by Hugh’s Jassle December 25, 2022
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Life is like a box of chocolates
A saying used in Forrest Gump to compare life to a box of chocolates, in the sense that you never know what's in store for you.
"Life is like a box of chocolates. You never know what you're gonna get." -Forrest Gump; a line from the movie
Life is like a box of chocolates by TheDoctorsCompanion November 24, 2010
Life is like a box of chocolates
Karen reported Jimmy to the authorities after he said "you're life is like a box of chocolates, it won't last long because you're fat". Jimmy is on trial currently. F in the chat for Jimmy.
Life is like a box of chocolates by bigdaddythemadlad January 24, 2020
life was like a box of chocolates
Apparently the real movie line, despite the fact that "Life is like a box of chocolates" is written plainly on the movie sleeve.
Person 1: mama always said, "life is like a box of chocolates--"
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
Person 2: life WAS like a box of chocolates!
life was like a box of chocolates by JaileyHones January 21, 2017
box of chocolates and a risky text
another way of saying pre-conception/birth, typically used when a young person is reminiscing about a time period
little Jayden (born 2015): “man I miss 2016”
big Paul: “bro was a box of chocolates and a risky text back then”
big Paul: “bro was a box of chocolates and a risky text back then”
box of chocolates and a risky text by Halloe Man September 29, 2026
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The use of the word "blue" to refer to sexually explicit content was first recorded in Scotland in 1824. "Blue" meant "lewd" because prostitutes dressed in blue gowns.
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* Often casual, ironic, or meme-y
* Can imply effortless weight loss, suppressed hunger, or being “powered by pharmaceuticals”
Notes:
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