A Zeb

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the act of performing oral sex on a female as she deficates where she choses, aslo could be a female form of a blumpkin

The frat boy was so drunk at the party last week he ZEBBED every over weight girl there.

I walked in on this guy giving this old lady A Zeb and was scared for life.

A Zeb by WV Rot December 20, 2010

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giving a zebra

when a man is ejaculating and cums in one eye, and punches the other; one black eye, one white eye.

damn, she sucks me so good, im giving a zebra

giving a zebra by dra.cula July 2, 2023

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A zebra doesn't eat apples

"A zebra doesn't eat apples" is a saying that means something along the lines of cut the crap.

Guy: Hey, guess what. I slept with your sister last night
Guy2: Oh shut up, a zebra doesn't eat apples.

A zebra doesn't eat apples by Hugo Molten April 21, 2011

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jellying a zebra

When GHOST has sex.

Yeah man, was jellying a zebra when my mum walked in.

jellying a zebra by GHOshifT April 13, 2023

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Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra

do something not involving me, find a hobby, aka hop off my dick

I told my ex to get herself Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra when she nagged me after the break up for her favorite thong she left at my residence.

Go find you a white crayon and color a fucking zebra by slimmmmemem August 10, 2010

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Exotic like a white zebra

Exotic in definition. You're fine and different.

You're exotic like a white zebra, because black zebras simply not that exotic.

Exotic like a white zebra by Little Mouse. July 8, 2011

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Azebe

Grand-daughter of Emperor Haile Selassie, of Ethiopia. She became a princess of Ethiopia.

Azebe is a beautiful princess.

Azebe by Azebe August 23, 2006

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kinktober

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

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That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.

kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018

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proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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