a Stimpy

A Stimpy is when you ejaculate over the top of your instant noodles, like a depraved garnish, and eat it to see how it tastes.

"hey yo i just did a Stimpy, and man, that shit tasted horrid"

by ano eto February 4, 2021

A Stimmy

A stimmy is a unit of measurement equal to the most recent US government stimulus check (As now it would be 1400)

It is used when people want to buy things with the money from a simulus check

P1: I just ordered a brand new PC
P2: Cool, how much was it
P1: It has a 2080 and I got it for just under a stimmy
P2: Hell yeah!

by Trevor136_kill_me_rn March 13, 2021

A-Stumpy

When one receives and/or gives sexual pleasure by means of an amputated limb.

Bro 1: I saw a hot girl the other day with one arm at the bar.
Bro 2: Yeah me too, was she hot and blonde?

Bro 1: Yeah she was!
Bro 2: I would totally get a-stumpy from her

:: Bro Five ::

by Weedy McRoberson June 20, 2011