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Just simply bot statements of an obvious joke or irrelevant topics in the middle of a conversation.
"Damn he's not good in the nba"
Sam: Nova Alum
"Sorry im into girls only"
Sam: oh so you must a lesbian
Such a sam
A Sam by Coon36 July 5, 2022
Either letting a joke go completely over your head everytime or mention an insufficient random detail during a conversation
"Man he didn't turn out that great in the nba"
A Sam: "Nova Alum was a bucket"
A Sam by Coon36 July 7, 2022

A Sam Knott 

when a man's penis becomes stuck in his partners anus during a Party and play crystal meth orgy.
At the party last weekend I got a sam knott with this guy, it stung so bad the nexy day
A Sam Knott by PoppaHut January 20, 2013

a sam lorenzo moment 

When you do something embarrassing in front of people you don't know well enough for it to be funny
I had a Sam Lorenzo moment during my presentation in class today when I messed up and no one laughed.
a sam lorenzo moment by Hdf121 March 18, 2016

A Sam Lamb

Creepy, greasy fat dude who flaunts his child pornography collection.
Your working at your cellphone store and a customer comes in and asks to help him with the moving of pictures on his phone to an SD card. The customer hints to you that he has questionable photos. Thankfully you see nothing but the very presence of this dude gives you the creeps. You turn around and tell the new hire that you just experienced a Sam Lamb.
A Sam Lamb by Kard December 11, 2017

A Sam Wright 

When you have a flaccid penis while tying to engage in sexual intercourse
Stu had a Sam Wright last night
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
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