a roberts is a person of high stature. they win everything and if they don’t get their way they won’t try. a perfect example of a roberts is ben roberts. a roberts also makes varsity everything freshman year. they are also the best at everything they do.
by haydnhulbs October 17, 2019
Get the a roberts mug.Wandering aimlessly around the office, avoiding work and occasionally pretending to make a 'very important' phonecall
"Where is he? This report was supposed to be finished an hour ago!"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
"He's was here a second ago - He must be doing a roberts"
by chichesterfield October 5, 2007
Get the Doing a Roberts mug.by pimpinat31 April 29, 2003
Get the taking a roberts mug.Attempting to quote from memory a short, famous passage or pledge in front of lots of (millions of) people and screwing it up royally.
Barry: The Chief Justice tried to swear me in at the ceremony without a notecard and fucked it all to hell! Some people think it was MY fault!
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
Michelle: Oh, don't worry baby. Everyone knows he was pulling a Roberts.
by Neptunium January 28, 2009
Get the Pulling a Roberts mug.by DerBauer December 25, 2022
Get the Pull a Chris Roberts mug.Guy A: "What to do now? My daughter wants to visit Disneyland but my wifey complains it's too expensive for us to go there".
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
Guy B: "Well, buy some Disney movie tickets and save money that way. Your daughter will be happy and your wifey won't complain anymore."
Guy A: "You want me doing a John Roberts, right?"
Guy B: "Yeah, that's a foolproof plan. Trust me!"
*Divorce triggering*
by SupremeCourtNerd July 16, 2020
Get the Doing a John Roberts mug.1. A euphemism for someone who gives really good head.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
2. The ability to fuck up everyone's good plans by virtue of just being present at all.
1. Guy to a girl after receiving head: Do you have a degree from Oral Roberts? Because you can suck more than my 2021 March Madness Bracket.
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
2. Guy 1: Why did you invite bad-breath Brian to the party?
Guy 2: I didn't think he would be a problem since he just stands in the corner.
Guy 1: Bad-breath Brian has a degree from Oral Roberts, including him at all is going to fuck up our plans!
by Aethelwulf March 21, 2021
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