A PHOENIX 

being so bad at something that you are called phoenix. phoenix's are usually bad at everything they do.

DUDE! You cant be as bad as a Phoenix. He sucks at everything!

A PHOENIX by Versax November 5, 2020

A phoenix 

A super cool and attractive person, usually that plays guitar

you: hey your a phoenix!
other person: oh hey what's up! thanks!

A phoenix by CyberIzDead March 1, 2024

petting a phoenix 

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

petting a phoenix by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

To Pull A Phoenix

To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.

Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!

To Pull A Phoenix by ChopStickes April 5, 2010

pulling a Phoenix 

When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.

P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...

pulling a Phoenix by gladefreeze December 25, 2022

kick a pheonix day 

On October 23 kick any body named pheonix that you know!!!

Omg guess what day it is?

What day?

Its kick a pheonix day!! *kicks shin*

kick a pheonix day by nicoleyguacamoley20 October 21, 2020

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005