A PHOENIX

being so bad at something that you are called phoenix. phoenix's are usually bad at everything they do.

DUDE! You cant be as bad as a Phoenix. He sucks at everything!

by Versax November 5, 2020

A phoenix

A super cool and attractive person, usually that plays guitar

you: hey your a phoenix!
other person: oh hey what's up! thanks!

by CyberIzDead March 1, 2024

petting a phoenix

Euphemism for public masturbation.

Edward was petting a phoenix in the town square last week.

by EdwardVerax June 17, 2013

To Pull A Phoenix

To Pull A Phoenix Is to Yell "OBJECTION" when you don't have any evidence to support you and still end up winning. Most commonly done in a court room. This Originated By A Child By the Name Ben Martin While He was playing the "Phoenix Wright : Ace Attorney" Series.

Prosecution : Betty Is A Slut because -
You : OBJECTION! Betty is not a slut because...
Jury 1 : Damn, He just Objected with out evidence!!
Jury 2 : It's called "To Pull a Phoenix"
Jury 3 : Damn Straight!

by ChopStickes April 5, 2010

pulling a Phoenix

When things line up too damn well for it to be a coincidence and is obviously just the universe fucking with you.

P1: Our writing is to damn similar to not have some sort of crossover or reference to eachother
P2: Looks like the books are pulling a Phoenix again...

by gladefreeze December 25, 2022

kick a pheonix day

On October 23 kick any body named pheonix that you know!!!

Omg guess what day it is?

What day?

Its kick a pheonix day!! *kicks shin*

by nicoleyguacamoley20 October 21, 2020