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A Mason

Someone who builds things up only to knock them down at a later time.
After Toby put down the girl he was talking to, I was ready to knock that Mason clean out.

My son always destroys his lego, he's going to be a Mason real soon.
by The Man with the Golden Gun January 13, 2013
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A Mason

a person who is rude to the person he likes because he is so jealous but won’t admit it. he is mad that she is dating someone nicer than him and won’t admit that either. wow cool mason. really cool.
wow that guy likes me but he’s a jerk! he really doin a mason
by yeetzaway December 19, 2018
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A Mason

Someone who makes mason jars
My brother is a mason. He makes jars
by Wilddog123 April 1, 2021
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Pulling a Mason

Doing something really gay in a sad attempt to look cool.
When you dry humped that basketball you were pulling a Mason.
by Mbandit August 24, 2009
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pulling a mason

When one uses their morning wood (erected penis) to awaken their partner in the morning by sticking their erected penis in their unsuspecting partners vagina. The partner promptly awakens and then goes along and continues engage in sexual intercourse.
Everytime there is a party at Juuso's house Mason wakes his girlfriend Crystal by "Pulling a Mason" and she loves it claiming, "It's the best way to wake up!"
by premiumwieners69 May 18, 2008
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pulling a mason

dating/screwing/conversing with a guy/girl that is undeniably more attractive than yourself. or, witnessing someone date/sleep with/converse with a guy/girl that is obviously far less attractive then the other.
how did corey get adriana lima? that guys is totally pulling a mason.
by euromullet4 June 17, 2009
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pull a mason

to create an easier task at work in order to avoid doing a more difficult task only to be unable to complete the easier task without delegating it to someone more competent. the word originates as a tribute to Mike Mason, an "engineer" who spends more time reading the Final Fantasy forums and playing Quake than he does writing code, but is prone to taking serious offense when his work ethic is questioned.
fuck cheap pitcher night last night, dude. I'm so hung over that I think I'm going to just pull a mason today...
by D.H. Lawrence June 26, 2009
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