A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man

Walking down the street I saw A Maria and her flat ass made me regret stepping outside

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 14, 2020

pulling a maria

when you fall asleep during a test and dont even answer half the questions

did you see maria sleeping during the test
yeah she did 10 questions
got that solid 5
she was pulling a maria

by mandarin orange May 20, 2013

pulled a maria

Forgetting something in the oven and burning it. Finnish proverb common within youths.

Rick totally pulled a maria with our food and burnt it. What a chef!

by Pav3 February 25, 2018

hit a mariah carey

When someone hits a high note, as Mariah Carey is famous for being able to do.

That girl just hit a mariah carey!

by justn May 23, 2005

pull a mariah

To go crazy, or to have a mental breakdown.

I'm crazy but I ain't gonna pull a mariah.

by bxpxm December 17, 2006

Pull a Malia

Leaving a relationship fast

Girl: I’m sick of visiting my boyfriend I might just pull a Malia

by Nope_nah_never April 22, 2021

A Mariah

Ghosting someone after you say you like them

Damn bro she said she liked me then Pulled A Mariah

by Somebody_._. July 3, 2022