2 definitions by Light_Skin_Jedi

A Maria

Term used to describe a girl flatter than a 12th grade physics text book with an ass like an ironing board and a chest so flat people mistake her for a man

Walking down the street I saw A Maria and her flat ass made me regret stepping outside

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 15, 2020

Bob

A person of unprecedented ugliness, someone with a face which resembles stage 5 herpes body shape usually tends to be that of a walrus crossbreed with rottweiler,an albino gorilla and a crusty nosed tortoise

"You look like Bob that's a terrible look terrible", said the woman

by Light_Skin_Jedi May 15, 2020