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A Marcus 

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
A Marcus by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

A Marcus 

The mother of all hangovers! Also been known to some instances to cause fatality of douche bag Frat Boys and retired RV salesmen.
Bro I really shit the bed last night! Went out after the RV show to a bar called Sues and got shit faced I was hit on by a Hooker/ Swamp Donkey in sweat pants. Fortunately my fuck boy coworker TMZ took a pic of us in case I wound up kidnapped. Woke up this morning with A Marcus from hell!
A Marcus by Mr Wonderful77 July 17, 2024

Doing a Marcus

If "doing a marcus" is used, it means that you arrive at a time that you chose rather than the agreed time.
Roger is doing a marcus
Doing a Marcus by RSLooney October 13, 2017

Pull a Marcus 

Pulling a marcus is to injure yourself intentionally for attention or to get out of going to an event or to get out of school.
Do you want to pull a Marcus with me to get out of school
Pull a Marcus by James Ezra Carlos February 18, 2021

Pulling a Marcus 

When a new-hire wins the company raffle for any prize (preferably a new tablet or ipad).
My wife totally pulled a Marcus the other day. At the end of her interview for the job, she agreed to work for the company and signed up for the raffle for the new kindle and WON IT!

Marc totally pulled a Marcus at the company summer picnic when he won the Ipad this summer. (pulling a marcus)
Pulling a Marcus by hypo November 18, 2011

Pulling a Marcus 

always acting clumsy as fuck and typically breaking shit; typically a person who misplaces everything also
he was pulling a marcus last night by tripping over the hookah hose and thus causing the hot coal to fall on the ground and burn a hole in the rug.
Pulling a Marcus by thor0708 September 26, 2011
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
Word of the Day on October 31, 2026

kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
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