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A blowjob performed under the poker table by a fellow player. The act should be inconspicuous and done in a way so as not to disrupt the flow of the poker game. The key to the technique is for the pleasurer to avoid hitting their head on the underside of the table, while still providing long oral strokes. The act should take place between hands or during a hand in which the pleasurer has folded.
We've been playing poker for hours...I could really go for a Kevin right about now.
A Kevin by axc911 January 11, 2014
Urban Dictionary Merch
A person who comes to an illogical conclusion based on irrelevant evidence.
Person 1: My doctor just called me and asked me to come and talk to him tomorrow about my STD test....

Person 2: Dude! Do you think you’re pregnant?

Person 1: No you idiot. Don’t do “a Kevin”.
A Kevin by Bradllie July 20, 2018
When you have sex in the gift store of a cracker barrel
I gave my ol lady a Kevin last night after dinner at the Cracker Barrel
A Kevin by Chubsmkgee October 2, 2018
A Kevin. "Keeeviiiiiin Stop it! "Always annoying as Kevin is , he is most likely fit, hungry, and nearby. Kevin annoys every one even his girlfriend and mom. Kevin probably has a great haircut. Definition: Kevin tries to tickle people, and wrestle them.
A Kevin by AVsearch May 15, 2018
a person who is dirty, smells of BO, or never takes a shower. a follower, a jocker, a person with no friends.
a lame person in general
damn, your dogs a kevin!

A Kevin Moon stan 

A Kevin Moon Stan (aka a Moonlight)is a Kevin Moon Enthusiast who absolutely ADORES KEVIN. They always talk about how amazing and talented he is. Their search history is most likely just filled with “Kevin Moon’s arms” and “Why is Kevin so hot?”. Whenever there is a post or a video about Kevin Moon JUST KNOW THAT THEY MOST LIKELY WILL ALREADY BE THE COMMENT SECTIONS SIMPING FOR KEVIN AND PRASING HIM. Kevin Stans are most likely to have Kevin in their username, or as their pfp, or probably something related to Kevin in their bio.( For example @kevinsupremacy on TikTok)
Person 1: “omg @kevinsupremacy on TikTok is a Kevin moon Stan!!”
Person 2: “WOWOWOW NO ONE IS A BIGGER KEVIN MOON STAN THAN KEVINSUPRENACY”

a kevin brown nose 

When you sit on someone's face, with their nose in your butt crack
Pat was the first to pass out at the party. So Tom pulled down his pants and gave him "A Kevin brown nose"
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026
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