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do a jorge 

to miss an important appointment or event, especially by missing a plane, due to being magnificently drunk
Example 1

A: So did you already arrive in Ireland?
B: No, I did a Jorge again, I passed out drunk and didn't wake up until now with a broccoli in my hand

Example 2
A: Please, it's important that you are here tomorrow, make sure you don't do a Jorge this time.
do a jorge by IsaacYo February 8, 2012
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Pulling a Jorge 

When an individual shirks on miniscule aspects of his job which add up throughout the day/week/month until it becomes madly annoying
1. Stop pulling a Jorge
2. When you don't put up the flag in clinic so someone else walks into the room and examines the patient right after you did. Then you come out and say "stop pulling a Jorge", and put up the flag!!

Pull a Jorge

To not have any type of interaction with your girlfriend or boyfriend
B: sit next to me

J: no I’m to shy
B: wow did you just pull a Jorge on me
Pull a Jorge by XXX_unkown_lol September 21, 2018

pulling a jorge 

when you leave unexpectedly or without notice when you aren’t supposed to
“Bro where’s Robert at?”
“He’s pulling a Jorge!”
pulling a jorge by jorgie615 August 5, 2020

Pulling A Jorge 

Telling people that you're going to show up somewhere, then texting that you're otw, but then bailing after everyone gets to the place.
Jorge: Yo, you trying to go to Let's Meat?
The rest of the group chat: Yeah, leave now. Be there in 15 minutes.
Jorge: Ok bet.
The group chat: Aye man where you at?
Jorge: I'm 10 minutes out.
The group chat: Hey we're sitting down now.
Jorge: Yeah I'm not coming
The group chat: Always Pulling A Jorge, bitch ass
Pulling A Jorge by B-rizzle90 October 1, 2022

Pullin-a-Jorge 

Pullin-a-Jorge is when someone's being so fake and toxic, and have so much negativity running through their veins, that they must share it with the world because they have no other purpose in life.
1) Hey now, don't go Pullin-a-Jorge on me! I can see through your lies!

2) Someone was Pullin-a-Jorge today. They were being so negative that it bummed me out...
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