It’s when you hit a few cars, but still roll a blunt for your friends. A Jessica might make mistakes but is always willing to make it up and help everyone.
by BlueberryIndica January 31, 2021
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Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Of the work is finishing up. Often when someone pulls off a Jessica, they start the task and then find a reason, albeit weak, and leave the task to others to continue. Just about the time the task is complete, the perpetrator will walk in and offer to help.
Nick and Al were working hard on the project that the boss assigned. Nick left the room to go poop. Al finished the task just as Nick was returning to the office. He walked in and was finally ready to work. He looked at Al and said, “I think just pulled a Jessica.”
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Disappearing from the face of the earth in the middle of life without saying goodbye or notifying everyone first
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Get the A Jessica mug.To be a total stuck up self centred mutt who only thinks of themselves, usually has multiple sexual partners and diseases and has no self respect, must be very judgemental of all around and blames all for own mistakes.
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Pull a Jessica Simpson :
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
Finn: Sometimes I wish I could be more like coach. He pulled a Jessica Simpson - you know, lost his fiance, gained 40 pounds and stopped showering - and everyone acts like it's totally normal.
by Gleek1993 May 18, 2010
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Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
Person 2: "She's probably done a Jessica."
doing a Jessica: Saying in a minute and then forgetting.
by personyperson August 23, 2020
Get the Doing a Jessica mug."Pulling a Jessica," is the opposite of PTSD or latent memory. You remember things so vividly and exactly no one believes you.
The breakfast sandwich was so delectable he could not even, "Pull a Jessica," to remember how it made him feel sick.
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