A harrison

Taking a pregnancy test at your place of employment while high on meth.

I missed my period after letting that guy who wears a kilt fill my donut, my excitement of having a 6th baby daddy was too much so I pulled a Harrison. Which reminds me: I need to get more crystal after I clock out

by DonutDongMaster August 3, 2023

a Harrison Natoli

a sexual act of walking your self off and smelling your fingers after in a homosexual way

person 1: "I was doing a Harrison Natoli and mum walked in mid sniff"
person 2: "whoa thats extremely homosexual"
person 1: "yeah I know"

by Freakey August 9, 2018

Pulling a Harrison

When a person fills a bowl, but instead of smoking they just sit there holding a ready-to-smoke bong. Usually prevents others from smoking.

Harrison you've just been sitting there Pulling a Harrison for the last two Office episodes, smoke up.

by Chronic C April 16, 2013

Do a Harrison

A quote used in a team effort, too play the best they possibly can. Originated from the Pittsburgh Steelers player James Harrison who scored a touchdown, whilst covering the feild area of a 100 yard, the longest yard run in the history of the SuperBowl.

"I don't know man this is too much pressure."

"You'll be fine man, just Do a Harrison"

by denman95 February 1, 2009

Pull a Harrison Bergeron

1. To kill oneself as a result of not wanting to be part of a fucked up society.

(Harrison Bergeron is a fictional story about a government that handicaps everybody to achieve absolute "equality."
In the 1995 movie version of the story, Harrison killed himself on live TV because he didn't want to be part of the fucked-up brain-dead society he was born into.)

Sean was always involved in social issues even though it resulted in him being super depressed. Eventually he decided to pull a Harrison Bergeron because he just couldn't take it anymore.

by SnatchMaster17 August 20, 2013

Pulling A Harrison

When there is an awkward moment between two people and one person decides to make it even more awkward than it already is.

Person 1: I think I am gay
Person 2: Umm, sometimes I fart when I laugh
Person 1: Wtf dude stop pulling a Harrison on me

by Not Actually Putin May 4, 2015

Pulling A Harrison

Pulling A Harrison is when you date a girl a grade younger than you and she is commonly a slut

"He asked out Khloe?"
"Dayum, he be pulling A Harrison!"

by Reincarnation of Adolf Hitler February 14, 2017