Turtagator(Hemorrhoidonoid pensisgator nigaaradere)- A Biochemicaly engineered and above adequately weaponized, hybrid
predator belonging to theTestudinidae family, made from genetic material collected from the American Aligator (Alligator mississippiensis) From the deep dark alleys on the back waters down the Bayou in deep south Mississippi. Crossed with the agile yet heavily armoured and the unrivaled horizontal vercatility of the Galápagos Giant Tortoise(Chelonoidis nigra)Found on the Isle of Galápagos. This incredible behometh of a Genetically Modified Organism engineered by the secret service of the United States
Government is a great addition to the U.S. Southern border
force control defense task force. Since being added to service, the crossing of illegal
aliens into the
United States from the south has decreased 87.36%. The Turtagator has currently been patrolling the border three years and is currently running at a capacity of 63.3%. It is estimated that by the year
2020 Service capacity will reach 100% thus ensuring any Mexican who dare try to
cross the southern border into the U.S. will endure an unfathomable fate. Being kept within an inch of life, for up to periods exceeding three weeks. Slowly being consumed from the feet up, whilst being entombed by the sands of the desert after being buried and set to ripenin by the Turtagator.
A fully grown Turtagator can grow in excess of,
15 meters in length. 9.2 meters in width and stands
st 6 meters tall and beyond.
Turt'a'gator
Oi
bruv, did you see them dirty sanchez lookin' bean eaters who tried to sneak into America to steal our jobs? Well, a giant f*#@
king Turtagator
ripped them to shreds. Today, not a single vote, was for Pedro.
