The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one
true
Chad
he is the one
true
Chad
by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018
by Maaaaaaatt June 21, 2021
The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute
by Loopyfruity September 23, 2020
Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
by Jack Gore October 09, 2013
He is the most caring and loving man you'll ever meet. He's always there for u in ur ups and downs and will give his best to make u smile. Having him a s your boyfriend will probably be the best decision of your life so better not let him go. He'll make u feel comfortable and make u laugh and become more confident. Basically the best human being u can run into :))
by Insecurebeauty05 February 05, 2021
ABSOLUTE egotistical and vainglorious piece of cod with a completely indolent attitude towards EVERYTHING. In his clueless nature he will inevitably fail to see BOTH sides of the story, and only cares to talk about his own point of view. This lying moron will throw ambiguous language at you with enigmatic tones and manipulative lines. Ewan's relentless ability to neglect, mistreat and disrespect you will shock you right off your high horse and make you question your own significance. Do not even get me started on his tendency to wallow in self pity as he will repeatedly blame his disloyal and unfaithful behaviour on everyone but himself.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
Ewan is definitely afraid of spiders and clowns so prepare yourself for an eternity of cowardly behaviour.
The Ewan
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"
Friend:"Omg he kept his eyes open when he kissed me"
me: "Oh, so hes called Ewan?"
Friend:" How did you guess????!!!!!"
by ilovetoseeyousmile May 21, 2021