A Campbell 

A penis, of which the size is below 1 inch.

Girl 1-'I saw my boyfriends dick for the first time last night'

Girl 2-'And?'

Girl 1-'It was very underwhelming. In fact, it was a campbell!'

A Campbell by The true Wankenstein September 24, 2016

A Campbell Face

A real ugly and angry face.

Dude, that girl's body is slammin, but she got a Campbell face.

A Campbell Face by Josh Sausage October 5, 2007

Pulling a Campbell 

Sleeping through your plans and then waking up extremely disoriented and getting extreme fomo. Being extremely narcissistic and choosing to blame others for your own problems.

Stop pulling a Campbell and get your shit together.

God why do u guys always hang out without me!! *Invited her but she didn't respond so we assumed she didn't wanna go or was sleeping*

Because you were pulling a Campbell!

Pulling a Campbell by Cindy636 March 12, 2017