a Cable 

a big, long shit that doesn't break when it hits the pan.

"I've just laid a cable"

a Cable by Leon May 9, 2003

Laying a cable 

When you do a big long shit

im now laying a cable

Laying a cable by Dieseldoctor December 17, 2008

Laying a cable 

Having a long continuous bowel emptying shit.....

A shit that is in the water before it leaves your arse...

The opposite of "dropping the Cosby kids off"

Example 1: Wife - How long you gonna be...what are you doing in there?

Hubby - Fuck off, im Laying a cable

Example 2: Worker - back in a minute, just going for a shit

Boss - you going to Lay a cable

Worker - nah, just dropping the Cosby kids off

Laying a cable by ppiihhkkaall August 9, 2009

lay a cable 

to take a huge shit

did you see that elephant lay a cable right on eric's head?

yeah i think hes in a institution now

lol

lay a cable by RAHH ooo rah un rahhh January 16, 2009

lay a cable 

Another phrase for the act of defication.

Laying a cable was a regular past-time of John's grandmother, however, it was when she did it in his mouth whist he was sleeping that really disturbed him and left him with a nasty after-taste.

lay a cable by dj_derek March 5, 2003

snap a cable 

to deficate, poop.

Man, I gotta go snap a cable!

snap a cable by Timothy Boniface August 2, 2008

icing a cable

wanking over someone else shit that is left unflushed in a toilet e.g. at work toilet

bored at work? find a toilet that someone in which somone else has parked an unflushed log....and wank all over it. This is icing a cable

icing a cable by jhkt3 May 12, 2010