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I have a Boyfriend
A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.
Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.
Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend
Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.
Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.
Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend
Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.
Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend
I have a Boyfriend by RiguRagu November 13, 2018
I have a boyfriend
I have a boyfriend by roombaboomba September 16, 2019
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I have a boyfriend
1. A phrase girls use to reject guys they don't like
2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."
2. Another way of saying, "Fuck off bitch, I don't like you."
Guy: Hey wanna hangout sometime?
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.
Girl: No. I have a boyfriend.
Guy: Ok but can we still be friends?
Girl: I don't like you. Go away please.
I have a boyfriend by Tbc77 December 28, 2019
I have a boyfriend.
jake: pstt what the question for number 6
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
jess: i have a boyfriend dont talk to me
jake: I DONT CARE WHAT THE ANSWER
jess: i have a boyfriend
jake: BITCH I DONT CARE YOU LOOK LIKE IF TRUMP AND MORGZ HAD A BABY AND TRIED TO HAVE SEX WITH MORGZ MAKING YOU
jess: Oh My God Im telliNg my boyfriend
jake: yeah ok
*later*
jess: that him he told me i looked ugly
kim: domt worry sweet baby i got this
kim: hey you dumbass you be talking about my girl
jack: huh?
kim: she mine
jack: ok you can have her shortie
kim: STOP THAT IT WE WILL FIGHT TO GET HER
jack: *kicks*
kim: WAAAAA YOU DIDNT HAVE TO HIT SO HARD WAAAAA
jack: you wanted a fight
jess: hello new boyfr-
jack: *slaps* no
kim: can we go back together please
jess: I have a boyfriend.
I have a boyfriend. by YAY_fucktheinternet January 29, 2021
I have a boyfriend
I have a boyfriend by bojzzle September 1, 2004
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