Definitions by RiguRagu

Chevrolet Corvette 

Mode of Transportation for middle - aged American Men wearing baseballcaps and poloshirts currently going through a phase known as a midd - life Crisis.

Guy1: Have you heard? Rogger just bought a Chevrolet Corvette!
Guy2: Wait, he is having his mid - life Crisis already?

Chevrolet Corvette by RiguRagu November 22, 2018

Kevin 

He's called Kevin because his name is Kevin.
It is advised to avoid contact with this individual because he is one Evil Feck.

Guy 1: Who's that?
Guy2: We call him Kevin
Guy1: Why?
Guy2: Because his name is Kevin.

Kevin by RiguRagu November 22, 2018

I have a Boyfriend 

A sentence used by a Woman with a Boyfriend. Is used when someone asks her out for a date but she doesn't want to go because she is loyal to her Boyfriend.

Can also be used by narcissistic women with a Boyfriend who think they are so much Better than everyone else that everytime a guy talks to her she thinks he wants to smash no matter who the guy is or why he talks to her.

Guy: Hi there! Can i buy you a Drink?
Girl: Thanks but i have a Boyfriend.

Guy: Good morning.
Girl: Sorry i have a Boyfriend

Guy: Hey, i think i found your...
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend.

Cop: Can i see your insurance and registration please.
Girl: Sorry i have a boyfriend

I have a Boyfriend by RiguRagu November 13, 2018