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A BJ sike

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When you think someone'e about to give you head but then it turns out they were just reaching for something or stretching thereby erroneously bringing their head close to your groin.
"Damn man I thought she was about to blow me, turns out she was just reaching for the chips."
"Shit man sorry, it sucks when you get A BJ sike"

Burger and a BJ 

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Burger and a BJ are the conditions that must be met in order for a male to agree to accompany a lady friend on a date to see a chick flick.

A male should never take a woman to see a girly movie unless she agrees to buy you a burger and give you a blow job in the same night. Said Burger and BJ MUST take place in the same evening as the movie. NO RAIN CHECKS!!!
Lady Friend: "Will you go see the new Twilight movie with me please?"

Male: "Aw man, I don't want to see that gay ass chick flick"

Lady Friend: "I'll hook you up with a Burger and a BJ"

Male: "Your terms are acceptable. It's a date"
Burger and a BJ by R. Stizzle November 22, 2011

Churro's and a Bj

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When something is extremely over priced.
"How much do those shoes cost?"
"$150"
"Holy crap! What else do they give you? A churro and a bj?"

"How much for a burger?"
"$10"
"Are you serious?! You guys better add some Churro's and a Bj on the side."

Can I give you a bj 

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1.It could be used by a random chick wanting a one night stand without the expenses of pregnacy
2. Your significant other implying they're ready for oral
3.some horny girl looking for some sausage to suck
4. A girl trying to express their feelings for you in an unusual manner
Can I give you a bj

Today she wrote Me a note and it says can I give you a bj
Can I give you a bj by Xmyhabit March 31, 2017

Pulling A BJ 

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When someone is being a total douche bag, jerk, butt-face, asshole, jerkoff, meanie, retard, son of a bitch, mother fucker, or any other degrading term to describe someone who is doing anything to try to destroy you, cause mental harm, physical harm, or just trying to ruin your day, they are "pulling a BJ."
Chick 1: Oh my god, James just broke up with me because he said you were hotter than me!
Chick 2: hah, eat that bitch
{the guy AND chick 2 are pulling a BJ in this case}

Dude 1: Man, Brian's pissed at me for sleeping with his sister, so he's telling stuff trying to get me fired AND put on a secual predator list!
Dude 2: Damn, he's pulling a BJ!
Pulling A BJ by vanilla-sam June 29, 2010

Pulling a BJ 

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Pulling a Bj is when you hit on every girl imaginable
BJ: i love you Tanna
BJ: i love you Cassy
Bj: I love you Breanna
Bj: i love you Sarah

pulling a bj
Pulling a BJ by Pulling A bj July 21, 2019
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