a book

what you should be reading instead of being on the internet

An example of a book:
Animal Farm, which is my personal favorite

a book by Surly-U-Jest January 20, 2009

A book

Used as an analogy to something very difficult and say it as an easy thing to piss people off thinking you as an arrogant asshole.

You can use this analogy when you make something so hard to do easy as fuck. It helps inflate your ego too.

Cassidy: Damn! This calculus exam is very difficult. There's no way someone can finish this under an hour
Brian: *Answers 6 questions and skips all the other ones and passes his papers* Dude this is so easy to understand. It's like reading a book. I don't why are you guys having a hard time on it
Cassidy: Shut up asshole!
Brian: Cassidy, your dad is literally black.

A book by Lightofdarkness666 July 21, 2022

A book

1 kilo of a street drug such as cocaine heroin fentanyl

Tell yo plug I’m tryin get a book of fett

A book by Book of fett May 15, 2026

a book on how to read

A VERY useless item, the most useless item

Human one: Human two is like a book on how to read
Human two: WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY TO ME YOU LITTLE SHIT

a book on how to read by AVeryDumbHuman May 27, 2022

go read a book about india 

Used to dismiss a vapid Internet argument; shows the poster needs to educate himself on the topic at hand.

"The 1968 Mets were the best baseball team ever? Why don't you go read a book about India?"

go read a book about india by JormanThoad March 2, 2017

Don't judge a book by its cover

Don't judge a book by its cover basically means that you shouldn't judge before you know, you should't judge because 9 times out of 10 the reality is different than you think

Old dude: He has dreads and tattoos, he must be dangerous!
Youngin: Don't judge a book by its cover.

Don't judge a book by its cover by Anonymousmf123 May 22, 2020

Read a book 

Is said to someone that lacks the knowledge required to do a given task or maintain a reasonable conversation.

John: The internet is a series of tubes.
Jane: Read a book would you!

Read a book by qwepoiqwepoiqwe December 7, 2012