a Ass Eatin Hater

Originally Formed by Internet producer Signal Soldier, an "ass eatin hater" is an individual whom rapidly eats ass without form of given notice.

Bank Robber A: This drill is taking too long. The Hostages are going to start forming up ideas.
Bank Robber B: No cap
a Ass Eatin Hater*: Robber B, Can you please let me go? I have 8 kids.
Bank Robber A: Can you stop eating ass?

by SIGNAL SOLDIER October 12, 2019