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A 2 Blocka 

An ugly girl who looks good from 2 blocks away.
A 2 Blocka by KamiQuazi March 26, 2008

a 2 handle 

Corporate term for 2 million dollars. Utilized in Collections to simplify a lofty goal that will likely make u feel dumb for not hitting it.
(Late evening txt by Boss):
Boss: What do you think man

Boss: An we put a 2 handle on this ?
a 2 handle by R 2.0 December 29, 2020
When explaining your actions concerning K/D spread in a video game. Happens when your kill count is twice your death count.
"Dude you were rubbish."
"You say that but i was on a 2 for the first half of the game and then I fell apart."
On a 2 by flemojacksmob September 1, 2009

Run a 2 man 

Running a 2 man is like playing Duos but in real life. You get a solid friend who you can go out with and meet girls with at a location or run a 2 man by setting up a chill spot for some female friends. Usually a 2 man is always with your best guy that you know you can complete the mission with and have a successful win rate. (Getting Pussy)
I ain't gon lie bro .... We gotta hit Miami and Run A 2 Man it's been a while.
Run a 2 man by OppSpotter718 July 25, 2023
For keeping something on a down low/ not wanting anyone to know your business.
Sam: girl didn't you and Jacob used to talk
Tiffany: yeah girl, but we gone keep that at a 2.
at a 2 by Aceyb00 May 16, 2016

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair 

a long fuckin burn that schools the shit out of any dis you get.
Bully: "Hey gimme some money lil bitch."

little bitch: "No u give ME some money ya mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair."

mother fuckin' titty suckin' two ball bitch with flat granny boobs, face full of testicles, a ping pong pussy and a 2 inch crooked rubber dick with no balls or hair:
"Shut up. JUST SHUT UP. (runs away crying)"
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026

Slop Grenade

When someone uses AI to generate a large document, slide deck, or piece of code/software and tosses it over the fence for you to deal with.
Chad: Hey Brent I sent you the new backend API change to review, it’s only 100 files changed.

Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
Slop Grenade by Joe Squid September 28, 2026
Word of the Day on September 29, 2026
Short-hand for the word floccinaucinihilipilification, meaning the estimation of something as valueless (encountered mainly as an example of one of the longest words in the English language).
After we broke up, he was floxi to me.
floxi by Dr. Geek May 13, 2009
Word of the Day on September 28, 2026
NYC people who migrate north to Quahog, RI to see the leaves in the fall.
New York and everyone from there can fornicate themselves with an iron stick.
leafers by ss++ February 8, 2005
Word of the Day on September 27, 2026

Respectfully 

Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

After school, The Modells on Jamaica Ave was active. Respectfully.
Respectfully by john quan the first December 20, 2020
Word of the Day on September 26, 2026
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