a’meon 

The fast way to say “add me on” (snapchat)

“Hey a’meon snapchat dude!”

a’meon by Selena Moana May 28, 2018

Suck Me on a Handstand 

Telling someone to suck you upside down on a handstand

Suck me on a handstand while you tie my shoe,watchin poke'mon,at a Prince Concert,while jumping off a cliff,while thraxin yo mamma's big ass tities while i skeet in her ass hole

Suck Me on a Handstand by Desi Harris May 2, 2005

me on a tuesday 

What you say when someone says something relatable

Michael: I sat in my favorite chair and suddenly there was a dick up my ass
Me: me on a Tuesday

me on a tuesday by Some simp February 23, 2021

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland 

An exclamation used when extremely frustrated with oneself, usually after forgetting to use birth control and becoming pregnant by a European.

Friend - "I can't believe you're pregnant after having sex with that Italian guy."

You - "I know! Fuck me on a mountain in Switzerland!"

Friend - "At least he had a big dick, right?"

fuck me on a mountain in switzerland by bitchdivataytay February 9, 2008

Put Me on a Program

When someone makes you (or asks you to) do something for them or tells you something that is completely untrue for ulterior motives. It is either done for selfish reasons, to harrass, annoy, punish, etc.

My boss "put me on a program" with that whole new report thing--it is a complete waste of time.

Put Me on a Program by Diego Garcia December 17, 2006

sent me on a dummy 

Someone who sent you someplace with out for no reason makes you look stupid

Man he sent me on a dummy I was mad.

sent me on a dummy by Mosyis February 2, 2017

put me on a blast

get high

after work i put myself on a blast with my homies

put me on a blast by ol' dirty bastard November 14, 2003