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Kisame Hoshigaki is a large blue man from the Akatsuki in Naruto. He has clear soft blue skin (damn whatโ€™s his skin care routine?), with gill like markings on his cheeks. Along with that he has a very defined jaw, cute eyes, and razor sharp teeth to tear out your throat. You would be stupid to mess with a man like him. Despite his odd looks heโ€™ll always have loyalty and determination, something that just makes him 100x more attractive unlike real men. He carries his sword name Samehada who unfortunately was canceled due to the fact that it was a whore.
Person 1: whoโ€™s ugly ass is that?

Person 2: Shut up, that gorgeous man is Kisame.
Kisame by McQueenies June 29, 2020
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Hoshigaki Kisame was introduced alongside Uchiha Itachi, as one member of the dreaded Akatsuki.
Not much is currently known about Kisame, other than his past affiliation with Momochi Zabuza in Hidden Mist's Seven Legendary Swordsmen group. He has a freakish personality and equally freaky appearance.
He has a terrifying sword he calls Samehada, which sucks up Chakra being built inside the body, and rather than slicing it's intended victim, it rips them apart like the teeth of a shark.
He loves to fight, and was eager to fight Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai, but was only merely disappointed when Itachi ordered a retreat. He is fearless, and not afraid to use his Samehada liberally. Truly someone to be cautious, if not feared by.
Kisame by Freud December 8, 2004
Niberu's lead guitarist, Kisame is a force to be reckoned with. Once a member of the Mist's Seven Legendary Swordsmen, and then a high ranking officer of the elite rebel group known as Akatsuki, Kisame now roams the urban wastelands, entertaining adults and children alike with his frenetic riffs and earth-shattering solo's.
Kisame fucking shreds.
Kisame by Kisame March 9, 2005
A shark man who naruto who carries a giant dildo on his back.
Nobody recognizes him, because his face looks like bear vomit. He also stared in the hit musical cats, as some ugly guy who didn't fit in. He wears beautiful unicorn hair shirts under his Akatsuki robe, and sings phantom of the opera in the shower. He is ugly. Nobody loves him.
"Cain thinks he is so emo, psh, he is just like Kisame."
Kisame by Poopycolon June 10, 2008
me too. otherwise known as "ok, same as me. or ok mee too" Can also be used when the agreement leads for a pause or break in conversation, which would be "ksamepeace"
Joey: yo bro i just got out of school
Justin: Ksame!
Joey: g2g im gna go tap my girlfriend
justin: ksameepeaceeeee
ksame by mazZZZZZZ March 6, 2011
Japanese has varying levels of politeness - this is the most impolite way of addressing someone. Could roughly translate as "bastard", "scum" etc.
Motoko from Love Hina: Urashima! Kisama wa honto ni chikan desu!

Urashima, you bastard! You're a real pervert.
kisama by Purokku-kun June 14, 2004