Kisame 

Kisame Hoshigaki is a large blue man from the Akatsuki in Naruto. He has clear soft blue skin (damn what’s his skin care routine?), with gill like markings on his cheeks. Along with that he has a very defined jaw, cute eyes, and razor sharp teeth to tear out your throat. You would be stupid to mess with a man like him. Despite his odd looks he’ll always have loyalty and determination, something that just makes him 100x more attractive unlike real men. He carries his sword name Samehada who unfortunately was canceled due to the fact that it was a whore.

Person 1: who’s ugly ass is that?

Person 2: Shut up, that gorgeous man is Kisame.

Kisame by McQueenies June 29, 2020

Kisame 

Hoshigaki Kisame was introduced alongside Uchiha Itachi, as one member of the dreaded Akatsuki.
Not much is currently known about Kisame, other than his past affiliation with Momochi Zabuza in Hidden Mist's Seven Legendary Swordsmen group. He has a freakish personality and equally freaky appearance.
He has a terrifying sword he calls Samehada, which sucks up Chakra being built inside the body, and rather than slicing it's intended victim, it rips them apart like the teeth of a shark.
He loves to fight, and was eager to fight Asuma, Kurenai, and Gai, but was only merely disappointed when Itachi ordered a retreat. He is fearless, and not afraid to use his Samehada liberally. Truly someone to be cautious, if not feared by.

Kisame looks freaky crazy

Kisame by Freud December 8, 2004

Kisame 

Niberu's lead guitarist, Kisame is a force to be reckoned with. Once a member of the Mist's Seven Legendary Swordsmen, and then a high ranking officer of the elite rebel group known as Akatsuki, Kisame now roams the urban wastelands, entertaining adults and children alike with his frenetic riffs and earth-shattering solo's.

Kisame fucking shreds.

Kisame by Kisame March 9, 2005

Kisame 

A shark man who naruto who carries a giant dildo on his back.
Nobody recognizes him, because his face looks like bear vomit. He also stared in the hit musical cats, as some ugly guy who didn't fit in. He wears beautiful unicorn hair shirts under his Akatsuki robe, and sings phantom of the opera in the shower. He is ugly. Nobody loves him.

"Cain thinks he is so emo, psh, he is just like Kisame."

Kisame by Poopycolon June 10, 2008

_kisame_____ 

Sexy man 👨🏿

This _kisame_____ is Immaculate

_kisame_____ by Not kisame February 23, 2021

Kismesis 

This is a mash-up of the words 'Kismet' meaning 'fated' or 'destined' and 'Nemesis', which i hope we all know means 'rival' etc
so together, a Kismesis, (or plural, as in 'a pair of Kismeses' taking after the plural of nemesis) is your fated rival; or even, some would say, your Serendipitous Rival. Kismessitude is also sometimes called 'Black Romance' or 'Caliginous Romance' (calidinous meaning misty, dim; obscure, dark) in that it is dark and hateful, so lets not forget the romantic aspect, as in competing with someone so often, tensions run high... including sexual tension (eyebrow-wiggle)
now that you know what a Kismesis is, go get your black-mack on

Antithesis: Matesprit

A lot of people think that Naruto and Sasuke are in fact Kismesis, as not only do they do their best to out do each other at every turn, but they also kissed at least once.

Kismesis by Flarga September 2, 2013

Kismesis 

A hate soulmate.
A (healthy) kismesissitude is a fully consensual, well grounded, romantic relationship; but it equally compromises the emotions of love and hate.

The feelings of hate spring from a need and compelling desire to rival the other person, to try and have a sort of healthy competition through them without life that will build both of you up and strengthen you both.

Not everyone you hate or dislike is your kismesis. Feelings like this should be carefully examined and meditated upon. A kismesis is not just merely someone you hate, it is your hate soulmate. A kismesissitude isn't purely hate, as that would be REALLY fucking unhealthy for any relationship. There is an aspect, a very strong one, of love and gentleness involved too. When not bickering or trying to toughen each other up, kismesis pairs genuinely care for each other. Healthy couples will try to strengthen and give the other attention and acceptance, building each other up.

Often, kismesissitudes have a sexual element to them. On the other hand, the sexual aspect doesn't have to exist at all - just as with any relationship. There are also your more romantic moments with your kismesis. But, these tender moments aren't as common as they are in romantic relationships, or it wouldn't be a kismesissitude. The sparing amount of these moments is what makes the couple greatly appreciate and value them more.

"My kismesis stopped by the other day and we had it out; I totally kicked their sorry ass."

Kismesis by LemonadeRaid March 19, 2017