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A device that calculates the life expectancy of a planet.
The Zweniphantometer predicts that the earth will end in 2012.
by Salamander Mahchowski September 10, 2008
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the thing that you don’t have when you’re phones percentage is over 20
phone: why don’t you go to sleep tommy it’s 2 in the morning?
tommy:why don’t you die you dumbazz
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