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I took a bar about ten minutes ago and now I'm feeling zanked.
Zanked by Pete1297 February 9, 2010
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The act of being messed up or intoxicated, whether it be from alcohol or any other substance.
We went out last night and got super zwanked.

Oh man I'm totally zwanked after that doobie.

What do ya say we hang out tn and get fuckin zwanked.

drunk high stoned swanked hammered
Zwanked by SuperZwankedZ00ted December 15, 2010
mixing of preworkout and herbal supplements* to create a buzz like no other
"Yo dude I'm "zanked" out right now".
"Bro you tryna get zanked?"
zanked by apartmentinatl February 16, 2025
1) getting slapped in the ass by a zombie while bending over
2) Another for being spanked with hands covered in boogers
I got zanked by a zombie!!
well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!
Them future folk took ouare jerbs!
jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005
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An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020
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