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Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag 

Dieser Tag ist festgelegt als der Tag, an dem Antonia Seidel und Luca Monster zusammen kommen müssen. Das ist auch so festgelegt und lässt sich nicht umgehen.
Da kann ich nicht. Da ist Nationaler-Toni-und-Luca-müssen-zusammen-kommen-Tag
he wants to zusamen, oh shit this guy wants to turn my genitals into a wind chime
zusamen by hahahahahahaha April 8, 2005

Zusammenbruchsästhetikfrequenzübertragungsmechanismus

Zusammenbruchsästhetikfrequenzübertragungsmechanismus
noun (German compound horror, pron. tsoo-za-men-brooks-es-tet-ik-freh-kvents-oo-ber-trah-goongs-me-ka-nis-mooss)

The semi-mystical, quasi-resonant process by which the beauty of breakdown propagates like a cursed waveform through digital feeds, group chats, late-night playlists, and collective nervous systems in the post-stability era (roughly 2024–∞).

Core vibe: When a single glitchy 3-second clip of someone/something catastrophically malfunctioning (emotional, mechanical, civilizational) hits the exact right degraded-frequency sweet spot and suddenly your entire For You Page, mutuals' stories, and inner monologue are synchronized to the same deliciously doomed resonance.
Transmission mechanics: Usually starts with one high-signal collapse event (a public freakout, server blackout, celebrity implosion, personal 4 a.m. epiphany, or literal infrastructure failure), then rides compression artifacts, repost decay, slowed+reverb edits, and shared-trauma dopamine loops until the aesthetic fully "meshes" into the group unconscious.
• "Bro the timeline is pure Zusammenbruchsästhetikfrequenzübertragungsmechanismus tonight, every third post is just elegant disintegration set to 432 Hz rain samples."
• "I wasn't even sad until the algorithm hit me with that one vaporwave ruin-core edit → instant full-spectrum Zusammenbruchsübertragung. Send help (or don't)."
• "It's not depression, it's just my nervous system catching the Zusammenbruchsästhetikfrequenz from the global subnet. Very 2026 of it."
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022