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Curtis but even more ugly and smelly..and looks like a naked mole rat.. and laugh like if they were sent to a Jewish camp and they liked it..
Friend 1: you look like zurtis lmao

Friend 2: damn you dont have to be so mean to me, now i have to Kermit sewer side :(
Zurtis by BigDaddyDikk January 4, 2019

zurisaday 

An amazingly beautiful female one who can be a bitch if provoked but one of the most generous and caring people ever. Looks out for the ones she loves. But don't mess with her because she believes in karma and sometimes she handles it herself. Strong and vulnerable at the same time. A good friend and always there for you especially if you're family. Freaky in bed and a good kisser. One of those "lady in the streets but a freak in the sheets" type woman
You know Zurisaday? I think I'm in love with her. She's perfect!
zurisaday by Punkass bitch June 25, 2014
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zurtisha 

female version of a zurt; a dumbit zurt
Natalie is such a zurtisha
zurtisha by dumbitzert April 5, 2021

Zurisadai 

A cool, mythical being that is born every 5 centuries on a lunar ecllipse.

Its sole purpose is to bring awesomeness to the people around it.
Oh cheese, Zurisadai is here!
Zurisadai by reallyachild June 29, 2017

Zurisaday 2

Zuri is a shy girl but once you get to know her she is a really amazing girl but she’s kind of a bad dancer but if you play some Hispanic music she’s the queen at dancing but it’s really hard to make her mad but when you do make her mad you better post up even though she’s shy on the outside you don’t wanna see how mad she get because when the mad inside her comes outside she can fight and she always has some friends to hype her up or help her fight 😁
Girl 1: I’ve Never seen that side of Zurisaday 2 before but she can really fight.
Girl 2: i know right
Zurisaday 2 by Zurbone_2 June 28, 2019

zurisapphire 

A beautiful young lady, with compassion,loves her family and friends dearly,compassionate
Zurisapphire is a beautoful young lady
zurisapphire by Ssatbird October 21, 2019

Zurishaddai 

A nice honest guy he gets tempered easy but when you are vibing your even better.
He never cheats and understands your situation no matter the cost he learns quickly and knows to asses the circumstances your facing.
He'll always support you and never fail to encourage you even when your facing hell.
I want to become a Zurishaddai in the near future
Zurishaddai by Zurishaddai November 21, 2021
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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