Zplork 

a noun

a disease you get from blinking too much

epileptic tom is zplork as fuck!

Zplork by HunterScale September 17, 2017

Zlork 

The noise made while giving head to a decomposing corpse

I was trying to have fun in the grave yard last night but I had to bail early because I was zlorking so loud

Zlork by Tulipisgod January 25, 2019

Zlorking 

The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.

“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."

Zlorking by Senior Moki September 29, 2025