Zlorking

The act of doing literally anything at university except studying. This includes scrolling on your phone, hanging out in the cafeteria, talking to friends, or even reorganizing your desk just to avoid coursework.

“I spent three hours zlorking in the library and didn’t open a single book."

by Senior Moki September 29, 2025

Zorking

The act of sucking a fart from someone's ass.

Greg wanted to give me a fat zorking last night but I had to refuse since I forgot to shower that day.

by Bupv July 21, 2017

zorking

Zorking is a synonym for throwing up or puking, typically after a long night of excessive drinking.

Lucas woke up after a long night to find james zorking out the window.

Rowan awoke covered in Jame's zork.

by Mossworth Randäll January 26, 2017