Zorthe

Usually a name for people who are INCREDIBLY boosted in most of the games they touch, but are absolute trioxide bumsweats in football games. The primary games include DEEPWOKEN for being boosted at and AZURE LATCH for being a bumsweat in. These rare types of people rarely touch the object known as grass, water, or even the phenomena of UV radiation from the sun. Because they never go outside of course.

ME: ZORTHE IS BOOSTED
ZORTHE: 1v1 me in azure latch.

Zorthe by tuff boi rufinity July 7, 2026

zorched 

Wasted. Completely shitfaced. High off your ass, so drunk you're sloshing down the street, or too tired to think straight. Completely and utterly feeling like you're in the shitter. Huge hangover or the after effects of getting high as hell or staying up so long you can't think straight. Any form of being completely wasted to the point where you can't function at ALL.

I stayed up for three days to cram for my SAT. I'm zorched.

zorched by Concrete Fever September 4, 2010

Zorched 

Cross-faded. Too many doobies and too many drinks. The term was originally conceived by amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced sometime in the year of 2001. The term would soon fade into archaism until it would once again resurface into popular terminology 10 years later in the depths of the Olympic National Forest.

Travis Knight, American writer and amateur skateboarder, needed to come up with an activity for the Annual Toebock Fireside Trip--a skateboarding/camping trip that started in Northern California and ended in Washington State. His early friendship with amateur skateboarder, Andy Aced, had implemented the term zorched into his vocabulary; thus, The Zorchathon was born and the term zorched found its way into the hearts of millions.

Damn, Two Hawks is really ZORCHED today. How is he even walking?

Zorched by Toebock American Folklore November 16, 2018

zorthoned 

when you and your niggas smoke some gas and get so fucked up you find yourself in a different dimension

Me " Yo colby are you high yet?"
Colby " Nigga im ZORTHONED"
Me "NIGGA SAME AYEE"

zorthoned by lizard dude May 8, 2018

zorched 

To Be Extreamly Pie Eyed Or Skulled had a puff too many

Man I am Super Zorched

zorched by Spooch Bus December 31, 2007

zorcher 

one who sucks the farts out of someone elses asshole.

Vin Diesel is a zorcher

zorcher by kyet king July 26, 2006

Zorth 

A zorth is a psychotic-invincible creature that declares military training to be a grunt or monster master. This type of creatures origin was based on a Xen. A zorth appears to be a fat grayish-skin tall male alien with a cylinder head, black eyes with white pupils, un-lipped big mouth, black hair, no nose, and almost-looking claws. They have a low-pitched voice that will allow them to talk. They were born with no parents at all. They were made by Xenian chemicals before they're were born.

A zorth was destroying a person's life.

Zorth by shanimaker3535 April 20, 2019