The emotional state an individual experiences after engaging in the spreading of two-year expired canned cheese and homeless ejaculation upon one's rare and/or valuable literary work of choice and the nearest librarian with the individual's genitals. Most often occurs in public libraries, preferably within the close proximity of school children.

ex. 1) Boy 1: Fuck, mang. I'm so zobbled right now. Huck and I had a wild night with the librarian last night if you know what I mean.

Boy 2: That wasn't Huck, Bro. You zobbled all over The Iliad and the librarian.

Girl 1: Hey gaise let's get zobbled hard!

Zobbled by Lolocaust August 2, 2012

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zorbie

The act of pressing one's lips against bare skin whilst blowing air and articulating a farting sound; not to be confused with the term "raspberry", which is improperly used for this action. Another term for this action is "bilabial trill".

Keegan gave his boss Nate a zorbie on his shiny bald head as a sign of his admiration.

zorbie by labialzorbiemaster February 21, 2014

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Zombley Acopalypse

The mispronunciation of 'Zombie Apocalypse' by Zach Herron of Why Don’t We.

“Which one of your band members is most likely to survive a zombley Acopalypse?”

Zombley Acopalypse by DeltaHerron September 9, 2020

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