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a sea sponge, or cotton was once thought to be a zoophyte.
zoophyte by Matt Franchuk November 1, 2013
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Zooty Call 

A zoom booty call

"A zoom booty call, a zooty call if that is not what it is called it needs to be but I believe it is." -Darkness Jackson (Stephen Jackson)

Bob: "Hey dude just had my first ever booty call on zoom. "
Steve: "You mean a zooty call? That is weak man."
Bob"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"
Bob: "Hey dud just had my first ever booty call on zoom."
Steve:"You mean a zooty call? That is weak man what were you doing touching your screen!"
Bob:"Hey f*ck you @$$hole"

zootholomy 

Russian origin.
First coined during the Spanish Inquisition

(zo-oth'-o-lo-my)
(n) The scientific name for a leaf that has been separated from a branch by unnatural forces. It is important to differentiate between natural and unnatural forces. If a hurricane blows leaves off branches, they remain leaves. If humans or animals pull a leaf off a tree, it becomes a zootholomy.

plural: zootholomie (zo-oth'-o-lo-mie)
Little Johnny hit the branch so hard, one leaf became a zootholomy.

After the pine died, the leaves began accumulating at the base of the tree.
a term used in the song "big poppa" by biggie smalls, when he refers to getting zooty aka smoking the ganja
Yo man roll up that L i wanna get mad zooty
zooty by zooty June 26, 2007

call of zooty

The feeling that rushes through your body when ones desires a "zoot" or "spliff"
Jamal: "im feeling a bit of call of zooty"
Kingston: "yeh me to i aint had a spliff in hours"
call of zooty by chicago joint October 1, 2008

zooty move 

when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool
Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car