Zoomans 

Someone attending a meeting/conference etc virtually rather than in person

It was nice to be in a meeting with humans not just ZOOMANS

Zoomans by Alexisagenius September 14, 2021

ZooMass 

A collection of the best partiers in New England. Also known as UMass Amherst. You really never understand the TRUE meaning of the phrase "We pregame harder than you party." until you've met the animals at the zoo!

"Yo dude, let's get the ZooCrew together and party it ZooMass style!"

ZooMass by Paradise_Daze June 25, 2005

zooman 

a wasteman who drinks giraffes via the bum

"oi! u zooman u is melestin that giraffe!!!!

zooman by Roy woodhead January 16, 2008

Zoomaniac 

Zoologist who insanely holds on to Zoontic Origins of Covid-19 despite majority of scientific community and general public seeing such is deception devoid of evidence. After Darwin's book Zoomania..both from Oxford.

The Zoomaniacs are pretending again to have evidence of zoonotic origins of covid due to a human, racoon dog soup of surface swabs testing positive.

Zoomaniac by exDoctorMel March 21, 2023

zooman

zooman (noun)

A person known exclusively through video calls (especially Zoom), never encountered in physical space, and therefore distinct from a “human” in the sense of lived, in-person experience.

A relationship that exists only in virtual interaction, lacking the full dimensionality, sensory presence, and embodied connection associated with a human you’ve met face-to-face.

“We’ve shared a lot online, but he’s still a zooman, not yet a human in my world.”

zooman by groberto78 March 19, 2026