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Zompire by Sparky Reaper October 30, 2008
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A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
Zompire by Dr Doubell September 13, 2010

zompire dracularius 

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.
Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.
zompire dracularius by zompired October 14, 2009
Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.
Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.
Zompires by The Plunja July 22, 2008
A mix of the two horror creatures, Zombie and Vampire.
1) Me and my friend saw a zampire
2) OMFG NAIS!! A zampire!
zampire by Forrest Coughin August 6, 2007
Cross breed between a vampire and a zombie.

In most cases it is found that a vampire was bitten by a zombie but in some instances a vampire may bite a zombie before it is fully turned as the decay hasn't started and the zombie is mistaken for a human.

In both cases the subject retains it's original powers as well as receiving the power of the second breed. This leads to zombies that do not decay but retain the beauty and sexiness of a vampire although it eats humans as a zombie would. In other case the subject may decay and lose it's mental faculties, looking and acting as a zombie would, but only bites humans to drink there blood. Many other combinations of powers and characteristics of both can be found in such a cross breed.

Zampires tend to also lose sight of their normal prey and can be found attacking both vampires and zombies as well as the human race with abandon.

By combining the powers of the 2 they become stronger and more dangerous. It is also harder to kill a zampire due to the fact that until the subject is known and studied (which is hard to do with out falling victim to the zampire) it is unknown what their weekness is. In most cases though lopping off the head of a zampire will work in destroying them.
J was born a vampire, being the child of 2 very prominant vampires. In his teen years he was attacked by a swarm of zombies in the park. He was bit by one of the zombies during the struggle. Once healed from the bite, his parents noticed a slight change in him. He still looked and acted a lot like himself but there was a noticable changes in his mental functions. Not being as aware as he once was, often found wandering aimlessly. The biggest change in J was that he no longer drew the blood of his victims but ate them whole. Feeding on just the blood of his victims was no longer enough to sustain him. He was now a zampire and needed to be carefully watched.
zampire by notsoS October 16, 2009
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