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A creature that is both zombie and a vampire. They are undead creatures that feast on your flesh and then swiftly suck your blood. Despite the fact that they are part zombie, they are pretty attractive. They usually limp around and their body parts can fall off, but that is a rare occasion. All of their teeth are unusally straight and sharp, unlike vampires that only have two fangs. And sorry Twilight fans, they do not sparkle.
Mikaela was both a zombie and a vampire. She was the perfonication of evil. She was a... zombpire. -dramatic music plays-
zombpire by The Dark Lord Chuckles. October 29, 2009
Someone who is a vampire and a zombie. They eat people and drink their blood. They are very attractive. Once full grown, they have two sharp fangs. They cannot burn in the sun, but once in the sun their body part may fall off. But they grow back again. They are one of the coolest creatures on earth. Be jealous, werewolves, witches, etc.
This is Halloween:
lady: Hello
zombpire: Trick or treat
-eats lady-
Zombpire by mrscullen17 October 29, 2009
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Zompires are a cross between Zombies and Vampires.
Zompires are the creatures that are featured in the movie I Am Legend, also know as Dark Seekers.
Zompires by The Plunja July 22, 2008
The mythical term for a half vampire, half zombie creature.
HE'S A ZOMPIRE!
Zompire by booooooooooooooopoooo November 10, 2009
me (zompire) hahahaha
Zompire by Sparky Reaper October 30, 2008

zompire dracularius 

A rare monster which involves a cross-breed between a vampire and a zombie. They are very dangerous, and if you see one, you should run.
Darcula's illigitimate son (via Cleopatra) is the most prime example. His name is Tom Cruise, and is the worlds most famous zompire dracularius.
zompire dracularius by zompired October 14, 2009
A mystical creature , lives in dark shallow corners of classrooms mainly english classes far away from sunlight . Zompires sleep constantly even though it may seem that a Zompire is awake , it is asleep. Zompires are extremely sensitive to sunlight mainly due to their addiction to roacutan as well as the fact that they sleep all the time and hardly see sunlight . Zompires are carnivorous creatures that feed off the blood of human beings and human brains aswell due to the fact that they are essentially a mix breed of a zombie and a vampire and so they both hiss and make droning ghost type noises . When approached by a zompire do not panic , just use whatever light you have , shine it on the zompire and it will instantly turn to a pile of ash. Zompires main language is Dossish wchich consistof a series of the word doss eg: doooossed doooooosed dooooosed which means , im a zompire i will drink your blood , and eat your brains fear me.
Holy shit thats a zompire in my english class, oh no worries i will just open the blinds and he will turn to dust !
Zompire by Dr Doubell September 13, 2010
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