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Zombie Job 

In essence, this sexual accomplishment takes far more than pure inner enlightenment. It takes years of skill, and when performed correctly will actually remove the male genitalia through a sucking process similar to that of a industrial vacuum.

Through analysis, one will reach the conclusion that this is anatomically impossible. However, this assumption is false. It's seldom seen to work, but I myself am an originator of this sexual concept.

The penis is removed through oral stimulation and the balls are sucked up through the urethra. This takes years of experience kids, and you probably can't afford it.
Zombie Jobs aren't gay if your doing your friend a favor.

Sister: I can't believe you gave dad that fatty Zombie Job last night.

Me: Oh yea sis sorry you weren't invited.
Zombie Job by Senator Barrack Obama February 22, 2009

Zombie Job 

The act of performing fellatio on an individual who suffers from leprosy, and/or a severe case of herpes simplex during an outbreak (otherwise known as "Bloody Brain").
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Zombie Job by Jay Hoes Witness November 5, 2012

Job Zombie 

When you reach the point where you realize it's the same old thing over and over again, day in and day out, week after week, month after month, year after...
After three months at his new job, Tom realized he was becoming a job zombie.
Job Zombie by JamesWeyand October 12, 2009

zombie blow job 

When the blower pretends to be a zombie as they hoark the cock.
My girlfriend got all tuned up on wine coolers and bath salts and gave me a zombie blow job. I need some neosporin.
zombie blow job by Cully Mumbles September 30, 2017
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countrypolitan 

Term used to describe someone who is a mix of both rural (country) and urban (metropolitan) lifestyles/upbringings. He/she is typically equally comfortable in both settings and is able to seamlessly slip back and forth between the two, appreciating the characteristics of each.
That ol' gal of mine drives the 12 lane freeway during the week and a John Deere on the weekends. She likes opra and the Grand Ol' Opry. I love them countrypolitan women.
countrypolitan by MOChick November 7, 2006
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Witch Bath 

A bath consisting of a variety of slats, oils, soaps or any other added ingredients such as fruits, milks, herbs or any other spices for health or beautifying benifits.
She brought home alot of stuff and took it to the bathroom. She must be taking a witch bath.
Witch Bath by carnieboy30 October 26, 2020
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kinktober 

An excuse for people to write porn with different types of kinks throughout the month of October.

Smut Fanfiction
That chick doesn't write often but when she does, its for Kinktober.
kinktober by Kinkiest July 12, 2018
Word of the Day on October 30, 2026

proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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