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zohkrasalehki

A mythical belly-dancing midget from northern Afghanistan, renown for being the world's biggest tightass- despite the odor which leaks from her dribbling backside. There have been reported sightings of her whereabouts on islolated villages, attempting to copulate with various mountain goats.

Causes instant death in close proximity when she swings her arms about, while suffocating people around her with her very bad BO from her armpits which closely resembles.. a gorillas anus.
Boy: " Woah shit, is that a zohkrasalehki?"

Girl: "I don't know, but it's definitely doing something to that goat!!"
zohkrasalehki by tbagzzz April 24, 2010
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The noise that batman makes when masturbating.
Zocko!
Zocko by Scarred Robin July 6, 2010
Someone who is good at almost every video game
guy 1: damn little Timmy is beast at every video game
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)
Zokon by halloooooo February 26, 2018
a Zen (Japanese) use in Urban way, referring to "hidden potential" or "hidden treasure"
find your "zoho"
zoho by anonymous191100 February 17, 2009
An individual who is rebellious and/or suspicious in any way; especially one who rebels against the law, rules and society and is willing to do whatever it takes to bend the rules for his or her own amusement.
Zoukon is a word invented in 2002 by someone who never abides by the rules in the first place.

Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.
Zoukon by Boyzkang Crudz December 29, 2011
From the look, she is a very calm girl- She is beautiful with wide and beautiful eyes_ From the inside, she is the best friend you can get to know through a website She is good at keeping secrets and She is so wise that she can save you Like she did with me I really love her No matter how much I write, I can't describe how amazing this girl is
ZOHOUR
zohour by miziria January 25, 2022
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