Zoakon

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Someone overobsessed with Ragnarok Online, a game that is embarrasingly inferior to the online crack RPG, World of Warcraft.

Random Person: Sup ZOakon, what you doing?
Zoakon: Zomg Foobar! RO
Random Person: Ok.....
Zoakon: Ohmegod WoW sucks, Pokemon is so much better! *slap*

Zoakon by Zoa's pal January 2, 2009

Words you can keep

Zakonlyfacts

Zakonlyfacts owns football twitter he has the best ball knowledge and has never been ratioed

Guy 1: Have you heard about Zakonlyfacts

Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time

Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me

Zakonlyfacts by Utdtreyy June 7, 2021

Related Words

Zoakon • Zoukon • Zakonlyfacts • Zakon Žan • Zokon • Zookong • vor zakoni

Zokon

Someone who is good at almost every video game

guy 1: damn little Timmy is beast at every video game
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)

Zokon by halloooooo February 26, 2018

Zoukon

An individual who is rebellious and/or suspicious in any way; especially one who rebels against the law, rules and society and is willing to do whatever it takes to bend the rules for his or her own amusement.

Zoukon is a word invented in 2002 by someone who never abides by the rules in the first place.

Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.

Zoukon by Boyzkang Crudz December 29, 2011

vor zakoni

vor zakoni means lifestyle of thugs in tbilisi and in qutaisi.

He is right because he is vor zakoni

vor zakoni by Aqsenticha February 26, 2021

Zoukon

Rebellion or revolution (esp. against authority)

The word Zoukon, or to revolt, is coined in 2002 to express what one truly feels toward authority.

Zoukon by Boyzkang August 30, 2012

Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

Zookong by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012

board chow

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people

A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*

board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007

Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.

Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!

young pup by the dog May 30, 2006

Word of the Day on August 25, 2026

grebo

West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.

Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!

grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006

Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.

“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro”

TikTok Farlands by PINES FAMILY TORTURER July 24, 2026

Word of the Day on August 23, 2026

mormon assault vehicle

another term for a station wagon, mini-van, or any other kind of vehicle that is targeted at the "family" demographic(also M.A.V.)

"Tactical advantages aside, the M.A.V. is top of the line for the holy warrior troop transport manufactured by the Church of Latter Day Saints Military Industrial Complex. Also great for family trips...to heathen lands."

mormon assault vehicle by KVRX January 10, 2005

Word of the Day on August 22, 2026

Shakira Law

A version of "Sharia Law" that Reform Ltd supporters tend to refer to, often by mistake.

Richard Tice of Reform now lives in Dubai, under Shakira Law, although telling Brits that we should worry about it

Shakira Law by Reformltd February 16, 2025

Word of the Day on August 21, 2026