Zoakon

Someone overobsessed with Ragnarok Online, a game that is embarrasingly inferior to the online crack RPG, World of Warcraft.

Random Person: Sup ZOakon, what you doing?
Zoakon: Zomg Foobar! RO
Random Person: Ok.....
Zoakon: Ohmegod WoW sucks, Pokemon is so much better! *slap*

by Zoa's pal January 2, 2009

Zakonlyfacts

Zakonlyfacts owns football twitter he has the best ball knowledge and has never been ratioed

Guy 1: Have you heard about Zakonlyfacts

Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time

Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me

by Utdtreyy June 7, 2021

Zokon

Someone who is good at almost every video game

guy 1: damn little Timmy is beast at every video game
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)

by halloooooo February 26, 2018

Zoukon

An individual who is rebellious and/or suspicious in any way; especially one who rebels against the law, rules and society and is willing to do whatever it takes to bend the rules for his or her own amusement.

Zoukon is a word invented in 2002 by someone who never abides by the rules in the first place.

Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.

by Boyzkang Crudz December 29, 2011

vor zakoni

vor zakoni means lifestyle of thugs in tbilisi and in qutaisi.

He is right because he is vor zakoni

by Aqsenticha February 26, 2021

Zoukon

Rebellion or revolution (esp. against authority)

The word Zoukon, or to revolt, is coined in 2002 to express what one truly feels toward authority.

by Boyzkang August 30, 2012

Zookong

Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.

Dude talk to her you are such a Zookong!
Don't worry I'll talk to her later...maybe.

by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012