Someone overobsessed with Ragnarok Online, a game that is embarrasingly inferior to the online crack RPG, World of Warcraft.
Random Person: Sup ZOakon, what you doing?
Zoakon: Zomg Foobar! RO
Random Person: Ok.....
Zoakon: Ohmegod WoW sucks, Pokemon is so much better! *slap*
Zoakon: Zomg Foobar! RO
Random Person: Ok.....
Zoakon: Ohmegod WoW sucks, Pokemon is so much better! *slap*
by Zoa's pal January 2, 2009
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Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time
Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me
Guy 2: Yeah he called me fatherless one time
Guy 1: You’re lucky I wish he noticed me
by Utdtreyy June 7, 2021
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guy 1: damn little Timmy is beast at every video game
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)
guy 2: yeah man, little Timmy is a Zokon
(pronounced Zo-khan)
by halloooooo February 26, 2018
Get the Zokon mug.An individual who is rebellious and/or suspicious in any way; especially one who rebels against the law, rules and society and is willing to do whatever it takes to bend the rules for his or her own amusement.
Zoukon is a word invented in 2002 by someone who never abides by the rules in the first place.
Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.
Hence its definition, Zoukon are someone who refuses to obey the law made by society.
by Boyzkang Crudz December 29, 2011
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Get the Zoukon mug.Super lazy and Asian with squint-y eyes. Also fears speaking to girls but talks excessive amounts of crap about having game.
by Angel23122012 October 16, 2012
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