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zodiacfluid 

someone who does not identify with their biological birthdate and instead identifies with other combinations of zodiac signs and horoscopes
He claims to be zodiacfluid but he's just trying to change his legally change his birth date so he can buy alcohol
zodiacfluid by qynnkeller November 18, 2018
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The best zodiac sign 

Every zodiac signs are great because:
1. Those videos about zodiac signs DON'T define your personality.
2. Nobody is the best since we all do different things that effect things in a different way.
Also lets be honest. You searched this to see if it is your zodiac sign or not right? Well I also did that to see if it is Aquarius or not-
Anyways, every zodiac sign is good in their own way so they are all great!
The best zodiac sign is non.

zodiac killer

what ted cruz was as a young man.

ted cruz
Hey, did you hear that the zodiac killer is running for president?!

Zodiac signs 

The thing that people use as an excuse for being a burden on humanity.
Oh I’m sorry for punching you in the face, I’m **Aquarius

** 1 of the 12 zodiac signs
Zodiac signs by Assassin203886 August 25, 2020

Zodiac Killer

Republican Senator from Texas that enjoys green eggs and ham. Answers to 'Lying Ted'. Managed the impressive feat of killing multiple victims 2 years before being born. Very punchable face. Possible dark lord of the Sith.
"If I am elected Zodiac Killer, we will repeal every word of Obamacare"

Cancer Zodiac Sign

Cancer,
A Cancer (The Zodiac Sign) are very underrated I will start off by saying. Cancers, are funny, caring, loving, and all of the above. Sure Cancers are supposed to be overly emotional, but that doesn't mean that they are a bad person. Just because someone is a Cancer and is emotional (Or not) does not mean they are automatically a bad person!
Sarah: 'Yo I am dating a Cancer!'
Chad: 'Awwwh he has Cancer? Poor thing'
Sarah: 'No sucker, Cancer Zodiac Sign!'
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funflation 

The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
Word of the Day on October 13, 2026
A US deep south term for an alligator. Usually used in the Cajun dialect.
Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
Word of the Day on October 12, 2026

Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
Throat Sweats by TacoFings420 April 23, 2024
Word of the Day on October 11, 2026
Being ignored by someone when making a statement or asking a question. Also known as blanked and turfed.
Person 1: Did u watch ** last nite?
Person 2:......
Person 3: O no u got aired!
aired by Pietro February 9, 2005
Word of the Day on October 10, 2026

piddlefart

verb. To waste time doing nothing.
Instead of doing my homework, I decided to piddlefart around for two hours.
piddlefart by Rene April 25, 2005
Word of the Day on October 9, 2026
anyone who succeeds in disgracing/over indulging themselves in the throws of clubland
28 hours and 4 clubs later, gurning for england but still refusing to go home - a total wrongun!!
wrongun by bevvers March 21, 2007
Word of the Day on October 8, 2026
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