Zip Lob

A sexual act where a woman removes mans parts from his trousers to perform Oral Sex.

The slag bent down to her knees and Zip Lob

by Ooo Ma Anus February 13, 2013

zip fookin lob

The act of removing your knob from your trousers in order to give the missus a damn good seeing to.

I got home from the pub about 11.30 went upstairs to the bedroom zip fookin lob, and gave that old bag the shaggin of her life or. I went to the doctors. Zip fookin lob got my cock out, It had gone green. Turned out to be a mix of excessive masturbation and poor hygiene.

by mr pissflaps March 1, 2004