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ex: "she just gave me a sick zip job under the table at thanksgiving, I sure was thankful!"
by zino4706 November 28, 2007
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When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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The accidental (or possibly masochistic) act of 'zipping yourself.' The zip job is generally the collision of a desperately needed bathroom break and being in a hurry to get somewhere. The perfect storm...

The zip job is identified by a short period of confusion, followed by a flash of insight and intense pain/swearing.
"I gave myself a zip job last night."

"OMG, are you okay?"

"Yeah, actually I kinda liked it."
by Jeff Bangundy February 24, 2008
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Moment before climate the gimp zips the his mouth zipper end in a white and red ending
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