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ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong

(Noun) A penis shaped in a zig zag usually caused by having anal sex with a panda with hemroids.
For my birthday, your sister gave me a ziggy-ziggy-ding-dong!!!

dirty ziggy 

A Dirty Ziggy is the Type of Ziggy to constantly make sexual innuendos and tends to stay single but has still has a good heart and no filter.
dirty ziggy by ZagZig101582 February 22, 2019

Drown Ziggy 

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eyes and a giant nose)

If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"

As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go "Drown Ziggy".

"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
Drown Ziggy by Phill The Thrill January 5, 2012

damn ziggy

Basically, the same thing as the phrase "damn straight" meaning: you got that right.
Ted: Man that last Moto move was AWESOME
Brittani: Damn ziggy, I got skills man.
damn ziggy by Brittani March 5, 2005

[Drown] Ziggy 

To Urinate. Specifically (but not exclusively) in a urinal.

Origin: Certain urinal drains bear an uncanny resemblance to classic comic strip character Ziggy staring up at you. (two beady eye and a giant nose)
If the drain is backed up, or you have a exceptionally robust stream, it is possible to completely submerge the "nose" and therefore "Drown Ziggy"
As nothing good ever happens to Ziggy, it is rather fitting.
"I'll be right back, I need to go Drown Ziggy".
"I drank so much last night that when I took a piss I almost drowned Ziggy."
[Drown] Ziggy by Phill the Thrill January 1, 2012

Dirty Ziggy 

A girl comes home from working at peaches and cream and she got given these toys for free and she was told to test them out. She goes home to her brother and golden retriever and shows them the toys. Her brother snatched her up and try’s out each toy but then they notice that their dog is watching so they call it up into the bed and proceed to fuck each other in a threesome. The girl loves it so much that each afternoon she comes home and fucks her dog for hours. Until one day her boyfriend come in and sees the dog inside his girlfriend. He screams and faints onto the floor. The girl gets up to check that he isn’t dead meanwhile the dog just licks up the remainder off the wet soggy floor
“Hi, have you heard why Maia isn’t at school?”

“Yeah, she done a dirty Ziggy and now she spends all her day fucking the dog until it’s dead”
Dirty Ziggy by Mucshakecumquatman January 26, 2021
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
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The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
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British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
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Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
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Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
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korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
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