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Ziggo is the biggest Dutch cable provider and internet provider and provides more than four million residents with atleast one of their services.
While it is the biggest company in the country, the quality of the internet being provided is often unstable and bad in general, leading to lots of sudden lagspikes and/or internet outages.
Person 1: "Dude, your ping is skyrocketing right now, you're lagging your ass off!"
Person 2: "Yeah I know man, I'm having a Ziggo."
Ziggo by Badope6 November 22, 2016
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Getting butt-raped after which in court they laugh in your face and the case gets closed.
Hey Anton how is your internet doing? -I got Ziggo'd bro..
Ziggo by ZiggoGap September 14, 2020
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ziggy stardust 

A man that played guitar, jammed good with weird, gilly and the spiders from mars, could lick 'em by smiling, made love with his ego and took it all too far.

But boy could he play guitar.
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ziggy stardust 

character from david bowie's 1972 album, The Rise and Fall of Ziggy Stardust and the Spiders from Mars.

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Ziggly Bop 

Another common phrase used by world-famous boshkalay bong bong-er D'Aydrian Harding.
Ziggly Bop by IceVSin May 10, 2023
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