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A verb meaning "to whack someone on the back of the head". The word comes from the book titled *"When I'm Dead All This Will be Yours!"*, a humorously fond account of the life and times of Teller's parents, Joe and Irene, written by their kid, Teller (the smaller, quieter half of the magic/comedy team of Penn & Teller).
"And if you pestered my mother, she'd zouse you." – Joe Teller
zouse by Rachaelle July 24, 2004
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A word the means anything,everything, and all. Also a way for me to say the N Word without being called out right away.
You stupid Zhoue!
Zhoue by HelloZer July 16, 2019

Zhoustify 

Signifies to scale awesomeness or greatly improve. If something sucks, it will make it not suck. It's basically anything good to be done. Term started by Zhoustify LLC, a marketing agency. Now it's a term kids use to think they are cool.
Think it's time we zhoustify our gaming room, we just don't have enough gloriousness. Perhaps some anime posters and led strips will showcase our true gamer glory to twitch. Kappa123
Zhoustify by Buffett June 22, 2021
I just checked my boyfriend's location, tell me wtf he's doing at the zouse right now.
zouse by booblvr March 21, 2022

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
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Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026