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Zettie is a person who is very quirky, creative and quiet, but once you get to know her she has a loud personality. A Zettie is also very cute but short. She can usually never take compliments yet all of them are true. Zettie also means olive but it’s ironic because Zettie’s don’t usually like olives.
“hey Who is that quiet girl crafting?”

“Oh that’s my friend Zettie!”
Zettie by Stupid.h0e August 6, 2019
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A quirky goofy ahh silly emo alpha demon wolf child
“Hey Zettie.” “OMG UWU YASSS KWEEN”
Zettie by ThatBaddieQueenYass November 4, 2022
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Zettlemoyer condition 

1. Pride in onself

2. Attention to detail
3. Will give you a firm handshake
4. Does not use PC
5. Doesnt shave on the weekend

6. Usually found in some type of leadership postion
7. Will not back down from a fight

8. May often have his pencils sharpened to a perfect point
9. Trained in one of two places Parris island or San Diego
10. Takes his career 4 years at a time
11. Veteran
SSGT.R-Cpl. Keane and Cpl. Mczeal have came down with the Zettlemoyer condition and i like it.
GY.O - They are most likely tricking you.
SSGT.R- I DOUBT IT!

Henrik Zetterberg 

A left wing in the NHL. Plays for the Detroit Red Wings. Wears #40. Was the Wings 2nd leading scorer in the 06 season with a total of 85 points in 77 games which he played in.
Henrik Zetterberg with the game winner and the crowd went wild as the Wings beat the Avs 5-4 last night
Henrik Zetterberg by go_wings June 1, 2006
Uncontrollable, highly contaigious urge to play the real life game of monopoly and aquire as much real estate as possible.
I've got the zettlebug again, and MAN does it ITCH!
zettlebug by xcek October 15, 2011

baked zetties 

big ass titties. Large breasts or simply a fine-ass hoe.
Damn hoe u got some zeeties.
baked zetties by skeetmastaL March 22, 2005
A person with an amazing personality, dashing good looks and beautiful eyes. This person can brighten your day and make a room fill with glee and happiness, they are selfless and have no greater goal but to see you smile. They can only be described in one word amazing, they do struggle with anxiety and have deep emotional barriers that are embedded in them, witch makes it hard for them to except appoval/love from others. They are loving and supportive if you can squeeze into there heart. They only want for you to show true affection and love to them. They are in it for the long run and will never give up. They are truly astonishing and can be found in dark rooms in a commfy blanket watch hulu and eating windys chicken nuggets.
I will always love zetti for who she is and her amazing everything.
Zetti by She wont believe me August 27, 2020
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